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Sloth

DISCIPLINE · PROCRASTINATION · AVOIDANCE

THE SLOTH BUREAU HAS REVIEWED YOUR FILE.

Starting Monday.

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HOW MANY PLANS WILL YOU CANCEL?

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STRATEGICALLY UNAVAILABLE OR JUST LAZY?
The gym bag by the door is décor. Starting Monday since 2019.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE ARCHITECTURE?
You're not avoiding plans. You're drafting narratives. Procrastination is a craft.

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