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Pride

EGO · STATUS · RESPECT

THE PRIDE BUREAU HAS REVIEWED YOUR FILE.

Nothing to prove. Naturally.

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How Fragile Is The Empire?

Your ego has a corner office. It also has hairline cracks.

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More pride

ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS OR JUST BAD AT TEXTING?
Three dots does not constitute a personality.
HOW MUCH DIGNITY WOULD YOU TRADE FOR ATTENTION?
Dignity is negotiable. Clout is comped.

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