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Lust

WOMEN · TEMPTATION · BAD JUDGMENT

THE LUST BUREAU HAS REVIEWED YOUR FILE.

Proceed at your own risk.

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WALK AWAY OR PROCEED ANYWAY?

The evidence is filed. Your hormones filed a dissent.

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THE GIRLFRIEND AUDIT
The department investigates girlfriend habits. You are not qualified — you are the subject.
YOUR ROMANTIC LIABILITY
What you do wrong: confuse chemistry with chaos, pitch futures nobody asked for.

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